Fic: The One That Isn't Doppelgangland, J2, PG-13

So, somehow vampires seem to be haunting me these days (don't ask).

And while the epic J2 rewrites are still not happening slow-going, imogen_lily posted a prompt at the AU comment fic challenge that I simply couldn't resist: "vampire slayer!Jared; souled vampire!Jensen". I strayed ever-so-slightly from what she wanted, apologies for that.

It turned out longer than I thought, too.

Also, I still suck at titles. This one is a Buffy and a Friends reference rolled into one. IDEK. Oh, look: Fishtachios!

Title: The One That Isn’t Doppelgangland
Fandom: CWRPS
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Jared really likes Joss Whedon. Still, when it turns out that his life is pretty much an alternate universe episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, it's not all rainbows, unicorns and musical numbers.
Word Count: ~3,400
Warnings: You might call this meta - or not. Does that even need a warning?
Disclaimer: In an alternate universe, this is exactly how it happened.

Feedback is, as always, much appreciated.

( So Jared's kind of new at this whole slaying vampires thing.  )